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Nick Grunerud- Philosophy I

hey it’s Nick “fruitcake” Grunerud!

Been reading a lot lately!

It’s really good for you…


…I need to tell you guys about my new Philosophy

  1. Be good at trying to be- Praise “God” when he tries to fuck up the balance of general nature and perpetual being, but try to shoot his gay little ass when he produces fragments of calcified thought
  2. Eat as much food as THEY need you to eat- Be healthy, but don’t give nobody the “Business”, as dictated by crimson tie wearing bureaucrats.
  3. Shut up most of the time- Especially when your words are ossified as weapons in the dreary desert of domination (No Homo)

All of this reading is making me REALLY wish I actually wrote something.

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