The Online Orca Penis Database: It’s a Thing
If you’ve ever found yourself saying aloud, “where can I find a picture of a killer whale’s penis on the Internet?” you never have to worry about the answer again.
Behold: OrcaPenia.org, “The LARGEST And ONLY Official Orca Penis Database!”
(Warning: Link contains a graphic photo of an orca’s penis!)
So far it’s just one picture, some links to reggae-related sites, and an auto-playing MIDI version of the Smashing Pumpkins’, “Today,” but we really think this site has potential.
If you have any original orca penis pictures to add, you can email their webmaster at the following address: firstname.lastname@example.org