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The Online Orca Penis Database: It’s a Thing

If you’ve ever found yourself saying aloud, “where can I find a picture of a killer whale’s penis on the Internet?” you never have to worry about the answer again. Behold: OrcaPenia.org, “The LARGEST And ONLY Official Orca Penis Database!” (Warning: Link contains a graphic photo of an orca’s penis!)  So far it’s just one […]

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QUIZ: Which Presidential Scandal Best Describes Your Shortcomings as a Significant Other?

Presidents Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, and Nixon

Are you jealous? A cheat? Too immature? Teapot Dome Scandal? Watergate? Iran-Contra? Monica Lewinsky? No one’s perfect: not you and not the President. Find out which Presidential scandal best describes your amorous fallibilities with this fun, convenient quiz! Hopefully, you’ll get not only some insight into your own weak spots as a friend and lover, […]

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QUIZ: Who is Your Perfect Mate?

A silhouette of a man proposing to a woman against the sunset

Find your perfect mate with our patented quiz! Just answer the questions above and the quiz will sort through every single one of the several billion humans currently living on earth to find your perfect lover. Then it’s just a matter of finding them and living happily ever after. (Hopefully it’s the cutie next door!) […]

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EXCLUSIVE: Rejected Lyrics from Ben Carson’s Rap Ad

Ben Carson with his hands held up.

The Internet’s abuzz today with news of GOP Presidential candidate Ben Carson’s new rap ad, according to some a transparent and embarrassing attempt to appeal to the young black demographic that largely knows better than to support him. The excellent song (embedded above), unfortunately, clocks in at a mere minute and contains only 38 words […]

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